It was me
I caught him on a walk
And like a rabid dog
I killed Andy Warhol
Put away your spoons
No more soup for you
Why do you think I did it?
I need my soup too.
Don’t tell me that you cried
That’s just one big lie
How do I know?
The man I loved just died
Believe me when I say
Andy died today
Please don’t take the credit
I killed him and I don’t regret it
Go take his pictures
Those were my scriptures
He could’ve made 100 more
And we could’ve turned them into stickers
I just closed my eyes and shot
What scum
I didn’t even break the law
I killed Andy Warhol.
Jake Schley is a student at Kennesaw State University. He’s made it his goal to write something on par with some of his favorite things he has read, seen, and heard. One day he wants to write as beautifully as Bob Dylan.